It’s Draft Day!

The most wonderful time of the year non-football season is upon us:  the NFL Draft.

We’ll be here all day, folks.  Check in for the latest news whenever you need it.

Disney called…they want their movie script back.

A disappointing college basketball player who didn’t follow his heart and play football at the college level gets the chance of a lifetime to try out for a pro team.  But he hasn’t played organized football in years.  Will the bold (yeah, right) GM take a flyer on this talented but disappointing high school star?

Don’t miss Keanu Reeves as Greg Paulus in Disney’s heartwarming family film Young Gun:  The Greg Paulus Story.

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If only this was a joke.

Did Brett Favre Really Engage in a Feces Size Contest?

That’s what a post published over at Deadspin is suggesting.  However, it’s by an anonymous contributor, so take it with a grain of salt.

It wouldn’t surprise me, though.

Bears Acquire Cutler (UPDATED)

No, this is not a late April Fool’s joke.  And yes, the Bears still suck.

UPDATED:  As Dennis Miller might say, this could be the biggest strategic blunder since Emperor Valens enlisted Goth mercenaries to defend Rome.  CheeseheadTV explains why the Bears gave up way too much to get Cutler.