Aaron Rodgers Courts a Grapefruit Heiress

Via the New York Post, we now know that Aaron Rodgers has been seen “cozying up with” grapefruit heiress and swimsuit model Julie Henderson (Thank God for the New York Post and its journalistic integrity–get with it New York Times!)

Insert grapefruit/breast joke here.

Sexy Rexy is Houston-bound.

Former Bears QB and noted Sex Cannon Rex Grossman will sign with the Houston Texans.

This appears to have been a master move by the ingenious mega-agent, Drew Rosenhaus.  Surely, on a team that has long been starved for talent at the quarterback position, Sexy Rexy will find himself on top of the depth chart in no time.

Wait, what’s that?  He’s going to be battling some guy I’ve never heard of to be the third string quarterback?  Behind Dan Orlovsky?  Scramble-out-of-the-endzone-for-a-safety Dan Orlovsky?  Oh….

Are bloggers’ anonymous sources better than traditional writers’ anonymous sources?

packergeeks says that Favre will be a Viking by the end of the week.

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Yahoo! Sports tries out innovative new journalistic technique of just making stuff up.

A Yahoo! Sports headline screams:  ”Packers’ Kampman appears unhappy with move to LB.”

So, why does Yahoo! Sports think Kampman is unhappy?  Allow them to explain:

“There’s always a learning curve,” said Kampman.”

I wonder what their headline would be if Kampman had actually made a quote indicating any unhappiness whatsoever.  ”Kampman threatens to kill Ted Thompson?”