Sexy Rexy is Houston-bound.

Former Bears QB and noted Sex Cannon Rex Grossman will sign with the Houston Texans.

This appears to have been a master move by the ingenious mega-agent, Drew Rosenhaus.  Surely, on a team that has long been starved for talent at the quarterback position, Sexy Rexy will find himself on top of the depth chart in no time.

Wait, what’s that?  He’s going to be battling some guy I’ve never heard of to be the third string quarterback?  Behind Dan Orlovsky?  Scramble-out-of-the-endzone-for-a-safety Dan Orlovsky?  Oh….


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